I won't go through it all again..
... but I can't help but want it.
For the ways that you kiss me..
... make me surrender so politely.
... but I can't help but want it.
For the ways that you kiss me..
... make me surrender so politely.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
God. Damn. It.
I think I have the flu, I am going to punch someone's mother because I cannot stand to be sick. Any personal remedies out there?
P.S. Fuck you Spyder for coming to work sick as a dog!
P.S. Fuck you Spyder for coming to work sick as a dog!
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Interviewed
Well... if anyone's interested I was recently interviewed by the awesome folks at Shotgun Reviews.
Click on over to their site to check out the interview and all the wonderful goodies they post!
P.S. I really need to proof read what I write... damn you spelling / grammar errors!
Click on over to their site to check out the interview and all the wonderful goodies they post!
P.S. I really need to proof read what I write... damn you spelling / grammar errors!
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Valentines day rush...
To all you lovely folks that went out to eat, paid lots of money on expensive dinners, both wine, the chocolate covered strawberries and all that jazz... I'd like to hear a big "HORA!" for the mighty men and women the toiled our Valentines day in a kitchen cooking for your asses.
Just remember... there's gotta be someone back there during whatever holiday or thing you're celebrating and we usually don't get to observe that day... so keep that in mind. I love your business... but some days you make me really want to shoot myself!
So basically the past 4 days I've had my ass handed to me at work every day... I just needed to get that out of my system... who's ready to drink!?
P.S. Screw Valentines day next year... we're doing it MY WAY!
Just remember... there's gotta be someone back there during whatever holiday or thing you're celebrating and we usually don't get to observe that day... so keep that in mind. I love your business... but some days you make me really want to shoot myself!
So basically the past 4 days I've had my ass handed to me at work every day... I just needed to get that out of my system... who's ready to drink!?
P.S. Screw Valentines day next year... we're doing it MY WAY!
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
xXDear MLG kidsXx
Dear MLG kids,
Somewhere along the line, someone wanted to take videogames to a competition level of play... naturally, that's fine. I can accept that fact. It's cool that MLG has taken Halo and tweaked it to their idea of competitive play. I don't have a problem with the MLG circuit... not at all, I think it's a cool idea and probably keeps kids off the streets and from contracting some STD because they're to busy practicing.
Regardless... my problem does not exist with the rules MLG plays by or which maps they think are best. I'd like to give a big shout out to every little asshole out there that decides it's best to scream into their microphones, scream at you when they lose and proudly displays MLG in their tags. Really, I don't think you're the world's worst player if my team beat your's, why can't you say good game? Why do you have to be an obnixious little monkey? Is it that necessary, does your brain fry every time you lose? Should you be standing that close to the microwave when you're nuking your hot pockets before the match? Could that have something to do with the situation?
Oh that's right, your head is to far up your ass, you want to 1v1 or it wasn't "fair". Sad fact is, we're all subject to this but we play in Bungie's world and we're bound to their iron will. I just don't get where these people come off thinking they are god's gift to the videogaming world... maybe MLG wouldn't be the laughing stock of the internet if they actually had some kind of system to govern their players or some code of conduct to follow... because really... fans of their playstyle completely ruin it for me... I'd support if, if I wasn't cursed to high holy heaven after a game where my team beat's an MLG team. Whoopdie doo!
If you're that pro, I guess you have to scream into your microphone, scream at us for not vetoing (if you suck at the map... then we're going to exploit that weakness... I really don't care what you want to play, I'm here to win), insult my mom, dad, sister, dog, uncles, aunts, the way I talk or what armor I wear. Guess what, go pop some pimples because you aren't pro, you aren't |337 and post people want to shove three weak old dirty gym shorts down your little pie hole because you never learned to shut your mouth.
I try to tolerate MLG as much as I can... but someone high up in the ranks of MLG really needs to address the growing concern over people who claim to be MLG and who piss all over their name by using racial slurs, slander, insults and generally have no traits of a professional.
Take for example... the Halo 3 forum. MLG is twisted out of context as soon as some slick talking idiot thinking he's got the best idea to "improve" Halo 3 by adding an MLG style hopper to the mix... honestly, we've already been through this in Halo 2 and you're going to be flamed because you threw MLG into the name. People don't trust it because of the people they meet online and the jerks that think they are absolutely right... know what? They're a minority of players, they're not always right and they aren't certified designers or engineers so they really don't know what's best or "most wanted". And in reality... it's cool to share your ideas and opinions, but in all honestly, you are one person that had a bad experience and have yet to put any logic behind your reasoning... next time, think before you post.
So really... what seems to be the problem these days? Why are these kids getting worse and worse? And can I have a custom interface in Halo 3 that says "mute asshole"?
Somewhere along the line, someone wanted to take videogames to a competition level of play... naturally, that's fine. I can accept that fact. It's cool that MLG has taken Halo and tweaked it to their idea of competitive play. I don't have a problem with the MLG circuit... not at all, I think it's a cool idea and probably keeps kids off the streets and from contracting some STD because they're to busy practicing.
Regardless... my problem does not exist with the rules MLG plays by or which maps they think are best. I'd like to give a big shout out to every little asshole out there that decides it's best to scream into their microphones, scream at you when they lose and proudly displays MLG in their tags. Really, I don't think you're the world's worst player if my team beat your's, why can't you say good game? Why do you have to be an obnixious little monkey? Is it that necessary, does your brain fry every time you lose? Should you be standing that close to the microwave when you're nuking your hot pockets before the match? Could that have something to do with the situation?
Oh that's right, your head is to far up your ass, you want to 1v1 or it wasn't "fair". Sad fact is, we're all subject to this but we play in Bungie's world and we're bound to their iron will. I just don't get where these people come off thinking they are god's gift to the videogaming world... maybe MLG wouldn't be the laughing stock of the internet if they actually had some kind of system to govern their players or some code of conduct to follow... because really... fans of their playstyle completely ruin it for me... I'd support if, if I wasn't cursed to high holy heaven after a game where my team beat's an MLG team. Whoopdie doo!
If you're that pro, I guess you have to scream into your microphone, scream at us for not vetoing (if you suck at the map... then we're going to exploit that weakness... I really don't care what you want to play, I'm here to win), insult my mom, dad, sister, dog, uncles, aunts, the way I talk or what armor I wear. Guess what, go pop some pimples because you aren't pro, you aren't |337 and post people want to shove three weak old dirty gym shorts down your little pie hole because you never learned to shut your mouth.
I try to tolerate MLG as much as I can... but someone high up in the ranks of MLG really needs to address the growing concern over people who claim to be MLG and who piss all over their name by using racial slurs, slander, insults and generally have no traits of a professional.
Take for example... the Halo 3 forum. MLG is twisted out of context as soon as some slick talking idiot thinking he's got the best idea to "improve" Halo 3 by adding an MLG style hopper to the mix... honestly, we've already been through this in Halo 2 and you're going to be flamed because you threw MLG into the name. People don't trust it because of the people they meet online and the jerks that think they are absolutely right... know what? They're a minority of players, they're not always right and they aren't certified designers or engineers so they really don't know what's best or "most wanted". And in reality... it's cool to share your ideas and opinions, but in all honestly, you are one person that had a bad experience and have yet to put any logic behind your reasoning... next time, think before you post.
So really... what seems to be the problem these days? Why are these kids getting worse and worse? And can I have a custom interface in Halo 3 that says "mute asshole"?
Monday, February 11, 2008
Thanks Xbox Live
Okay, so... in the middle of a Ranked Big Team Battle game... I am suddenly pulled out of the game and told I must change my name. First thought, "Shit, I'm getting hacked!" after a few minutes... "WHAT THE FUCK!?".
Now in all honesty... we all know there are a LOT of call centers based out of India. Okay that's fine I guess. People over there need jobs, but then again... these are also the same people that told me to stick a screw driver into my computer fan while it was still running. Geeze...
Needless to say, after almost an hour and a half on the phone, two operators later and finally one supervisor... Okay, they'll give me my name back but what the heck... I'm still banned? Wasn't I told that I wasn't banned? Okay... c'mon on now. I understandl the run around system, we all do it... but this is just ridiculous.
Then again, I am grateful they gave me my name back... why they took it away... is totaly beyond me. Can anyone out there in cyberspace tell me why?
So Microsoft... I love you to some degree... but really, for having the best online gaming circuit around... but really, gotta work on that support!
Now in all honesty... we all know there are a LOT of call centers based out of India. Okay that's fine I guess. People over there need jobs, but then again... these are also the same people that told me to stick a screw driver into my computer fan while it was still running. Geeze...
Needless to say, after almost an hour and a half on the phone, two operators later and finally one supervisor... Okay, they'll give me my name back but what the heck... I'm still banned? Wasn't I told that I wasn't banned? Okay... c'mon on now. I understandl the run around system, we all do it... but this is just ridiculous.
Then again, I am grateful they gave me my name back... why they took it away... is totaly beyond me. Can anyone out there in cyberspace tell me why?
So Microsoft... I love you to some degree... but really, for having the best online gaming circuit around... but really, gotta work on that support!
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